Noun phrase of the day (too long for this post title)

Simon Willison tweeted about an event to commemorate the death of Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales, 12 years ago today. The memorial was held at the Tea Cosy in Brighton, a tea room the menu of which contains an item with a name so long it refuses to fit into my own mental memory. Behold the 28-word (well, 27 word, 1 number and 6 comma) noun phrase:

Diana, Princess of Wales memorial tea: "Lady Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales, Queen of Hearts, 10 year Anniversary, Your Death Has Torn Our Lives Apart, Farewell Dear Princess Queen of Hearts, Memorial Afternoon Tea"
Diana, Princess of Wales memorial tea: "Lady Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales, Queen of Hearts, 10 year Anniversary, Your Death Has Torn Our Lives Apart, Farewell Dear Princess Queen Of Hearts, Memorial Afternoon Tea"

I particularly like the capitalization choices. Reasonably priced, too.