Simon Willison tweeted about an event to commemorate the death of Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales, 12 years ago today. The memorial was held at the Tea Cosy in Brighton, a tea room the menu of which contains an item with a name so long it refuses to fit into my own mental memory. Behold the 28-word (well, 27 word, 1 number and 6 comma) noun phrase:

Diana, Princess of Wales memorial tea: "Lady Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales, Queen of Hearts, 10 year Anniversary, Your Death Has Torn Our Lives Apart, Farewell Dear Princess Queen Of Hearts, Memorial Afternoon Tea"
I particularly like the capitalization choices. Reasonably priced, too.